So since yesterday my parents are on their 12-day vacation in Spain and they left me here to take care of our dog (not that I would’ve been suicidal enough to go on vacation with them, I think we would end up tearing at each other’s throat).
I am now completely alone in our house and I have nobody to talk to besides my dog which is pretty much getting tired of my babbling already and retreats to its blanket in the far end corner of the living room.
Nobody is here to listen to me when I am occasionally clever, witty and/or funny. Nobody is making fun of me when I trip up the stairs.
I have now decided to fill those empty hours with laundry, generally cleaning the house over and over again, crying over tumblr, despising German TV, eating, making tea and not drinking it and correcting my XML data for university, which is pretty much the basis for dire living conditions.
And what annoys me most of all: there is no pizza at home.
Which means I actually have to put on pants, brush my teeth and do my hair to go grocery shopping.