May 2013
r0sekanaya:
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
….
“no.”
musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
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princeowl:
hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
keatchi:
i need affection from everyone 24/7 but i also need to be left alone 24/7 do u see the issue here
story of my life
geeksotospeak:
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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damespock:
ussawesome:
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
“Depression can take away your self confidence, but it doesn’t take away your...”
– william chapman (via williamchapmanwritings)
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benedryl-pumpkinpatch:
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
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grantaire-dont-care:
dancing queen
young and sweet
only sewenteen
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“You tried to change, didn’t you? Closed your mouth more, tried to be softer,...”
– For Women Who Are Difficult to Love, Warsan Shire (via seols)
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dylanorly:
it’s just a show on mtv they said
it’s about teenage werewolves they said
this might hurt they said
luphphy:
caraknightley:
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
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“Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or...”
– Jim Jarmusch (via archatlas)
jjjjaaarrrmmmuuusssccchhh.
(via retrogrammartown)
boobrien:
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
WILL I SURVIVE SEASON 3
I DON’T HAVE A CLUE
shaggydoge:
this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time
